Category: Ridiculous Things
One of the most difficult steps in writing about Scott Skiles is choosing which angry photo of him to use with the article. With Skiles and the Milwaukee Bucks recently thrust into the national spotlight, a lot of websites had to make the difficult decision of choosing which Skiles photo to use. I’m here to decide which website chose best.
Shock. Disbelief. A slight smirk? This is a solid photo. It shows that he has two functioning arms. Starting off strong, ESPN!
It looks like he doesn’t have teeth. I like that. I also like that his hands are on his hips to signify that he has nothing else to do with them. I also like the guy smiling in the bottom left corner. Hello, guy!
NBC, you’re drunk. Go home. Not even close.
Not great, NBA.com. But since these players are still on the team, it’s better than NBC. His head looks like a cue ball and he still doesn’t have teeth. The more I look at this picture the more I like it. He looks like a ghost. Where is his hair?! Where are his teeth?!
Interesting choice, Brew Hoop. What do we think he’s thinking about here? Rotations? Dalembert? Dinner? Do we think that his head may have just been itchy? Will we ever know?
Oh no. I made eye contact with him. Should I call someone? Am I in trouble? This picture is too spooky/scary for me.
Here it is. CBS wins. #1 network, #1 photos. This is what a Scott Skiles photo is all about. Look at the intensity! Look at the passion! His jaw is about to unhinge! Exclamation points!!!